Maria!

Dad would have made a great Tony in West Side Story but he had to direct it instead. Here he is with Maria on closing night.

Agnes DeMille, Martha Graham, Gene Kelly, blahblahblah...check out Dad's "Officer Krupke" on YouTube (he was very proud of his Jets):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chYQdy-Zm-A

Bench Coach

Hey Coach Mandile! Move that runner over- have that hitter drag bunt like Endy Chavez did last night against the Rockies. What? You're a YANKEES fan? Give me a break!

Put me in. But, ah...do you have a smaller bat?

Cuddlebean

First Dad says I'm the cutest girl in the world then he looks at this picture and he says its a tie between me and Mum. Or that I'm a "close second"! Then he winks at me and whispers that I'm the cutest but then Mum says, "I heard that!" and Dad starts to look very exasperated.

So he yells, "GROUP HUG!"

Nazdorovya!

Boo-Boo, Mum, and I went to the zoo and saw two rhinos, two elephants eating salads, four tigers, a snowy owl, two sea lions swimming, some squirrels, and a sparrow. Boo-boo was here all weekend. We read books, went to the gym, drove to Brockport once, and he sang me a song about a Zulu Chief and taught me how to tango.

'Cause I'm the Taxman!

Yeah the TAXMAN!

And you're working for no one but me!

Let me tell you how it will be

TAXMAN!

There's one for you nineteen for me

TAXMAN!

What? David isn't the taxman? I thought you said...oh. He's just preparing our taxes. He isn't THE MAN! Oh I get it. We LIKE David.

Hi David!

Now my advice for those who die

Declare the pennies on your eyes!

'Cause I'm the taxman!

Yeah THE TAXMAN!