Holy Chute

Keep feet in front.

Hold onto the sides.

Use friction to decrease speed.

Keep head back.

Feet up at the end.

Hit the landing.

Ignore Dad.

Someday My Prince Will Come

If he likes the Snow White top with brown tights and red pumps. Dad says that all Disney's princesses gain their identity through men and that I shouldn't allow myself to be objectified.

I just bring up the fact that he is losing sleep and stressing out over the musical Beauty and the Beast that he's directing at school.