'Cause I'm the Taxman!

Yeah the TAXMAN!

And you're working for no one but me!

Let me tell you how it will be

TAXMAN!

There's one for you nineteen for me

TAXMAN!

What? David isn't the taxman? I thought you said...oh. He's just preparing our taxes. He isn't THE MAN! Oh I get it. We LIKE David.

Hi David!

Now my advice for those who die

Declare the pennies on your eyes!

'Cause I'm the taxman!

Yeah THE TAXMAN!