Malfi

Uncle Rob has made a bunch of new friends in New York. I'm happy for him. He invited this guy named Malfi over for dinner because he was from out of town and had nowhere to go. I must say, he was a little strange. Rob had to hold him up so he could talk, but the problem was, he never said anything. He just stared at people. And when no one was holding him he would fall over on his side and not move. Rob kept trying to include him and was really nice, but it was uncomfortable.

To be honest, I hope Rob doesn't invite him up for Christmas.