Ceasa Pleasa!

Dad and I made ceasar salad last night while Mum was at rehearsal. We took:

4 cooked egg yolks
4 garlic cloves
4 anchovies
one juiced lemon
one cup of parmesan

...and pureed it in the food processor. I pushed the on button. Then we made an emulsifi-CATION with olive oil as the blender was running. Dad added some tabasco and ground pepper and we were done. We kept yelling Ceasa Pleasa! with our awesome Australian accents because it reminded Dad of a title of a recipe for ceasar salad that this Australian pitcher named Graeme Lloyd put in a Milwaukee Brewers' Wives cookbook in 1996. Dad said he bought the cookbook on ebay before Mum banned him for life from buying Brewers stuff online. But then he thought about it for a bit and remembered that Uncle Ben gave it to him.