Swans! Swans! 1-2-3!

All these swans are here with me!

On Christmas Day we went to the beach and saw swans swimming in Lake Ontario. They looked really cold. We looked for Canada across the lake and Dad said, "Do you think we could see the coastline of Canada if it wasn't so cloudy? Canadians hanging out at the beach drinking their Labatts?"

Then he whispered to me, "Elsie, on a clear day you can see forever! Don't ever forget that, sweetie." I looked at Mum and rolled my eyes.

Mum changed the subject by singing the swan song again.

"Swans! Swans! 1-2-3! All these swans are here with me!"