We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew!

Bernard Berrian can really jump high. I was like, "Dad, why doesn't he play in the NBA?" But Dad was so excited about the Bears NFC Championship and was on the phone with Uncle Chris and Uncle Ben all night long.

I'm the Funky 'Lil E known as the Bean
I know the Bears they are the team
To beat the Colts this Super Bowl Year
And make sure that Dad don't cry no tears

Jay Hil-gen-berg is Uncle Ben's guy
Bumpa always talks of Gale Sayers thighs
Chris was lost with the Broncos in the 90s
But deep down loves the Bears because of their orange and blue tighties

My Dad he wears his Gross-man jersey
Even when Rex goes 13 for 30
There's been 20 QBs since Favre's been at Lambeau
Retiring this year Page? Oh yeah- I think so!

I'm the Funky 'Lil E known as the Bean
I know the Bears they are the team
To beat the Colts this Super Bowl Year
And make sure that Dad don't cry no tears!