Bogey Hunter

Mum should search for bogeys professionally- she is like a present day Boba Fett. She has all these crazy techniques to clean my nose that constantly surprise me. Look at us in this photo. Mum is calmly pretending that the tissue is a little bee buzzing around, so I'm smiling and trying to swat it. We're having a great time. But then, all of a sudden, it's this cold wet cloth that attacks me and wipes my nose, forehead, and chin!

Is that fair? I ask you! To deceive me like that just to clean the bogeys off my nose?